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Santa's Sleigh Full of Christmas Jokes For Kids

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Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, kids! Santa Claus is here with a sack full of jokes to make you laugh all season long.

for Kids: Christmas Elf Jokes (Christmas for Children Christmas Bedtime Stories for Kids): Christmas Jokes for Kids + Christmas Jokes
Books for Kids: Christmas Elf Jokes (Christmas Books for Children - Christmas Bedtime Stories for Kids): Christmas Jokes for Kids + Christmas Jokes
by Aunt Lily

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Language : English
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Christmas Puns

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.

What do you call a snowman who knows karate? A snowblower.

What do you call a snowman who's always cold? A brrr-ito.

What do you call a snowman who loves to sing? A frosty the snowman.

What do you call a snowman who's always late? A snow procrastinator.

Festive Riddles

What goes up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up? An umbrella.

What do you call a Christmas tree that's always getting into trouble? A fir-tree.

What do you call a reindeer that loves to dance? A prancer.

What do you call Santa's helper who's always getting lost? A lost elf.

What do you call a group of caroling snowmen? A snow choir.

Silly Christmas Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

Why did the Christmas tree get a haircut? Because it needed to spruce up.

What do you call a Santa who's always getting lost? A Claus-trophobic.

What do you call a snowman who's always cold? A brrr-ito.

What do you call a group of reindeer who are always arguing? A herd of stubborn.

Holiday Humor

What do you call a Christmas tree that's always getting into trouble? A fir-tree.

What do you call a snowman who loves to dance? A prancer.

What do you call a group of caroling snowmen? A snow choir.

What do you call a reindeer that loves to eat carrots? A carrot-loving reindeer.

What do you call a Santa who's always getting lost? A Claus-trophobic.

I hope you enjoyed these Christmas jokes for kids! Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

for Kids: Christmas Elf Jokes (Christmas for Children Christmas Bedtime Stories for Kids): Christmas Jokes for Kids + Christmas Jokes
Books for Kids: Christmas Elf Jokes (Christmas Books for Children - Christmas Bedtime Stories for Kids): Christmas Jokes for Kids + Christmas Jokes
by Aunt Lily

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Language : English
File size : 1226 KB
Text-to-Speech : Enabled
Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
Word Wise : Enabled
Print length : 24 pages
Screen Reader : Supported
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for Kids: Christmas Elf Jokes (Christmas for Children Christmas Bedtime Stories for Kids): Christmas Jokes for Kids + Christmas Jokes
Books for Kids: Christmas Elf Jokes (Christmas Books for Children - Christmas Bedtime Stories for Kids): Christmas Jokes for Kids + Christmas Jokes
by Aunt Lily

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Language : English
File size : 1226 KB
Text-to-Speech : Enabled
Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
Word Wise : Enabled
Print length : 24 pages
Screen Reader : Supported
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